top 10 things you don't want to hear from Santa

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 21-Dec-2005 19:43:48

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Santa

10. "Even the nice boys and girls are getting coal this year ... budget cutbacks!"

9. "What was your name, again?"

8. "The elves don't work for me anymore. Keebler offered a better pension."

7. "No, that's an urban legend. Santa is lactose-intolerant."

6. "No gifts for you! One year!"

5. "Sure, I could tell you how I do it all in one night ... but then I'd have to kill you."

4. "Sadly, the judge says I can't go anywhere near your house."

3. "On the good list? After that incident with the shop-vac and the parakeet? I don't think so."

2. "What about MY needs?"

And the number one thing you don't want to hear from santa?

1. "I don't believe much in you, either."

Post 2 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 23-Dec-2005 2:23:30

10 Raindeer don't excist 9 I am not real 8 You won't be getting any cd's. 7 Your cat will die. 6 The elves were fired
5 your cousin won't his trike 4 no lap top for you 3 your baby won't be home for christmas
2 my mom recieved the wrong gift 1 no christmas ever again

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 24-Dec-2005 16:02:17

i like that. cool joke